call me Mrs. Skaggs

I will be busy tomorrow and Friday shaping the young minds of America.

That's right. I will be teaching high school tomorrow and Friday. Subject? History. I am just glad it's not math.

I am nervous about the following things:

1) I have to potty at least every half-hour to an hour. How do pregnant teachers hold it? And I am told that they have the block schedule. I think that means longer classes.

2) I also eat a lot. Can I pack snacks? Hide crackers under my desk? I am not a pleasant hungry pregnant woman.

3) Have you seen the size of high school boys? They will tower over me, I am sure.

4) That I will not be the only pregnant girl in the class.

5) History

Other than that I am totally pumped. This will give me something to hopefully look forward to. Not that I don't love the time I spend cleaning house, walking, cooking and nesting, but I must admit, it is slightly lonely at times. I am so used to being around people all the time. I am sure this will change when Jones comes around. And, yes, I am enjoying resting whenever I like. I have been told to take advantage. So I am. I am totally not complaining.

Trey's only advice was to not be a nerdy sub. I asked him what constitutes a nerdy sub to which he quickly responded a nerdy sub is one who announces that they do, in fact, have a college degree and then proceeds to list all the books they read while in college.

And to think, I was going to hang up my diploma in the classroom.

what advice, other than none-nerdy subbing, do you have?

Got to go pick out my school clothes and pack my lunch. I'll report in tomorrow afternoon for a full update.