TRUE LIFE: I LOOK PREGNANT
Time: 10:30 am, Friday
Time: 10:30 am, Friday
Location: Hickman Hall 1st floor, USM campus
Audience: nearly all my co-workers.
Audience: nearly all my co-workers.
"awww....how exciting!!" - said to me by the little lady with that cleans our building
"umm, ok. What is exciting? that it's Friday?" - me, awkwardly
"No! That you are PREGNANT!!!" - little cleaning lady
"WHAT? No I am not!" - me, looking around at my staring bosses
"Oh! Well, I am sorry! You look it in that shirt" - Little cleaning lady
No really. That happened. this morning. about 10 minutes ago. They laughed. I laughed. (awkwardly)
geeez.
Note to self: NEVER wear these trendy little jumper shirts again.
6 comments:
That is too funny, but I BET you don't look pregnant! Love you! Ashley
i'm so sure you look pregnant...
that's terrible.
welcome to my world of being asked if you're pregnant when you're really NOT! (the sick thing is, YOU'RE so so SKINNY!!!)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha...hey lard-butt, why dont you lose some weight, Fatty?
Ok, I am just kidding...how can someone who eats plain sweet potatoes and rabbit food be fat? I am sure it was the angle she was standing. Next time reply, "Are you blind? Or is that just eye boogers clouding your judgement?" That'll show her!
Love you, Skinny-thang!
Hi,
I was just passing through and noticed your blog. The same thing happened to me when I was trying to be "high-fashion" with the little jumper top. My husband and I were at a restaurant for dinner and one of his friends that we hadn't seen in a long time said to him, "I didn't know your wife was expecting. Congratulations!". My "sweet" husband actually came back to the table and told me!!!! Needless to say, I have NEVER worn that top again!!!!! So, don't feel bad. You aren't the only one!!! :)
oh my word. i cant even comment on this! that is ridiculous.
but i do feel your pain. i refuse to buy any of the 'in style' baby doll shirts cause they remind me of my maternity stuff- and i could pass for 3 months pregnant right now!
same thing happened to me at work when i wore one of those shirts. and the cleaning lady was actually the one who said it. interesting....
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