March 8, 2007

WARNING: MAY BECOME ORANGE

Trey and I are going to the beach on sunday. WHO-HOO. I haven't been to the beach in so long! I mean, we went to Jamaica for our honeymoon, but Tropical Storm Alberto was there the whole week. Still a blast, but little sun did we see. So I am much looking forward to chillin out max and relaxing all cool. We are going to stay in Katie's parents condo. (hmmmm....I bet she doesn't know that) Her brother, Britt Rowell (mistakenly Britt Rowe in our wedding program. oops) invited us.

Anyway, I get distracted from the point of the story....the point is I am pale. In fact, I give a new meaning to the word in general.

Let me back up: I have always been pale. When I was younger it bothered me a lot. I would tell people that I didn't have any pigment and that is why I couldn't tan. looking back now I realize that probably sounded dumb. Sorry to all those elementary friends who heard that. what an idiot. But the best excuse ever was given to my BFF, Jordan. Now, Jordan is a cute little thing. Always tan, blond hair, little thing. Now me? BLACK hair and pale skin. So my thoughts? "You are smaller, Jordan. It takes less of the sun to cover you and make you tan."
(look how precious -and tan- jordan is)


It's true...I told her that. I was in the 5th grade.
How embarassing.

I have learn to accept the "natural" beauty of pale skin. Look at Nichole Kidman.

Anyway, I have become distracted yet again. In junior high I convinced my lovely mother, Melita, to allow me to go to the tanning bed. I did this throughout Jr. High, High School and college before big events (you know, prom, cheerleading try-outs, mud bowl...the big things in life) So for a short while growing up I had color to my skin.

now that I work 8-5 in an office, I have become a whole new shade of pale. I am more concious of the risks involved in the TB (I already see wrinkles, but don't worry...I use Olay Age Defense face wash) so I don't go much at all.

Well, I tomorrow I am getting a spray tan.

True fact.

I will let you know how that goes. I did this once when it first came to starkville. My hands were orange. I am hoping for an updated spray this time.

*The more I look back on this ridiculous post, I realize that my faithful 5 readers probably could care less about my skin color. But alas, you are more than likely still reading, in which case I should say thank you for caring.

Here are a few photos of my sad looking Sophie last night. Notice her scar on her belly. bless her heart.




Oh yeah...she lost a tooth this morning.
Our baby is growing up so fast.



3 comments:

Unknown said...

I am sure the spray tan will be well worth it. Before the wedding my mom, megan, blake, and i all went to the tanning bed. Well, the week before, my Dad decided he needed to go. I patiently explained that there was no way he could get a tan in one week(we had been asking him to go for one month), so he opted for the mystic. (it was free, btw)...So anyway, Dad didn't look like Tim Allen in Christmas with the Kranks, and he didnt look like Casper in all of my wedding pics. It was a big step for ole J-Dub, and he would probably be mortified ifhe knew I was sharing this with the cyber-world.

LT (and Max) said...

gosh you're a freak.

Tricia said...

My funny TB story:

I was in High School when my mom's side of the family wanted to have a Family Reunion at the Beach. Good Idea. MY 70-YEAR OLD GRANDFATHER WENT TO THE TANNING BED TO PREPARE. He was the tannest person there.